Subject: SND: Pentium Toast Startup SND Author: sheercliff Uploaded By: Sheercliff Date: 4/5/1998 File: Pentiummy.sit (60939 bytes) Estimated Download Time (61366 baud): < 1 minute Download Count: 775 Equipment: Made on a Mac Power PC, of course Needs: MacOS7.x/Sound Playing App/AOL 2.x-3.0 Keywords: MMS Startup Pentium *** Inspired by the recent Apple-fights-back advertising: "We APOLOGIZE for TOASTING the Pentium II processor..." This startup sound begins with that disgustingly ubiquitous Pentium music theme (you know the one I'm talking about), which gets drowned out by a flamethrower noise. A guy sez, "Nicely TOASTED!" followed by a yummy crunching bite, and a sultry female voice then sez, "Welcome... to MACINTOSH." Mac fanatics, drop this into your "Startup Items" folder and enjoy your breakfast. Wintel/Pentium lovers, eat your hearts out -- cuz sometimes the truth megaHurtz. (sheercliff@aol.com) Sample Quality: *** ==================== Macintosh Music & Sound Forum Keyword: MMS All files are checked for known viruses before being made available. (GEC)